MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR: Archive

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Feb 28th

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the only Sherlock Holmes television adaption that...

brittadictarnold:

Feb 28th

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Feb 26th

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so I wonder what it's like for their kids

Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Screw everybody else, I just want to know what...

onelittleactor:

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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I bet for the next Hunger Games they are just...

Feb 20th

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imagine if mapcrunch could be played irl

consultingalchemist: libraryghost: there would just be thousands of us wandering around in the woods on mountains crying it actually can be played in real life its called “going outside”

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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blackbruise: i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that

Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 16th

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me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak

me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you

Feb 16th

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Took an alignment test. →

Chaotic-Good (Ethically Chaotic, Morally Good) 68% Good, 64% Chaotic Captain Kirk Robin Hood Peregrin Took Han Solo The Flash Unwilling to be governed by the laws and desires of any group. Interacts with others on a one-to-one basis and, within such bounds, follows the good ethic of upholding rights. The stereotypical chaotic-good [person] is the white knight who refuses to...

Feb 16th

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